North America

 I was making some curry today, natch.

The recipe called for a half cup of coconut milk, which is more than a can, so I poured the rest into a bag to store it in the freezer and I was like, lol, I'm like a Canadian.

Remember Yankee Outfitters?

TWS

For My Dear Mother

My album is out, guys. I'm on Spotify and errything. 

Even got the blue checkmark for being a "verified artist". OOOOOoooooOOOOOhhhhhhhh~**~~*

Now because this world is headed to a state where "you will own nothing and be happy", I didn't want to spend extra cash and time putting all my lyrics into the hard copy CD cases since the majority of everyone streams just out of convenience.

But for those of you just DYING to know what I'm really saying and the story behind it, here are links to all my pages with all the lyrics for Songs You Never Hear:

Click me maybe

1. Wild Turkey

2. Under the Old Oak Tree

3. Fairfax

4. Queue

5. Trains

6. Cedar of Lebanon

7. Gingham Shirt

8. Porch Swing

9. Movie

10. Sole Survivor

11. Thumbtacks

12. Songs You Never Hear

13. Old Friend

If any of the links are broken, wrong, or just overall stupid, let me know. 

If you would like a hard copy of the album, hit me up and we'll work out a backroom deal like a couple of mobsters trying to work out what to do with the body. I'll prolly just ship it to you or something.

In the meantime, my Facebook will be officially deleted in t minus 4 days, so I won't have an outlet to propagandize myself to people who don't know me anymore.

But you can always find me here, where it's real.

TWS