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I decided to not buy a $58 parking permit for the summer.
Saving money feels...sweaty.
Did you know that it's hot during the summer in Georgia?

Anyway, I had a fantastical first day of school.
I learned some things, man, and some stuff.

Things: how to account for business combinations
Stuff: the cycle of bills through Congress

Sometimes, my brain gets really distracted by the language used to describe what's going on. For instance, when my teacher says that some tax bills die on the House floor, I imagine something humorous, but tragic, like this:

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Like- wouldn't it be hilarious if there was a death tax for the death of a tax bill? The bill's estate would decrease in value...

I don't know why the Republican is dressed like Steve Jobs; it just kind of happened.
But don't you like how I make the cartoon so politically ambiguous that you don't know what party with which I am affiliated?

I don't know why I still picture congressmen as old farts that wear wigs and speak in a British accent. I feel like there must have been a war sometime in the past over that...

That comment is so incredibly relevant to July the 4th, which will be happening next week.
Just thought I should point that out.

Also, I'm like 73% certain that I'm going to start taking the CPA exam next spring and be Allie J, CPA by next June.
Wowzers, right?
This kid's growing up!
But there's still a 27% chance that it won't happen, so no counting chickens, or else this might happen:

Chickens                                                     3
Loss on counting chickens                        1
             Eggs                                                     4

*sigh*
I'm going to have to start teaching you guys accounting just so you can get my jokes.

Marshmallows and sunshine,
TWS