Ok, fair warning. I guess I care about this.
I'm going to say something, and then something else, so here we go:
Something
I know I'm a mere 8 years late to reporting on this, but in 2016, there was a incident at CERN where a weasel gnawed through a power cable that shut down the entire hadron collider machine thereby interrupting (or perhaps just delaying) collection of new data on the Higgs Boson particle.
You can read more here.
Legend has it that this event has set humanity on a new timeline.
You have to literally -break- news (what people know) to make history (what people remember), you see.
Destruction allows the space for creation.
I'm going to write another post on what history actually is. Stay tuned.
But for now, you just need to know this: in 2012 they "discovered" the Higgs Boson particle.
The God particle, the "physical" thing that forms every~thing* from *no~thing.
Keep in mind that the Mayans predicted the end of the world in this very same year.
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...............you're reading this and I'm writing this, so we're all still here.
I guess.
Living in a post-"world" earth.
Perhaps it's proof that life is eternal.
Which is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool.
And if you don't believe me, check out the Mandela Effect.
Anyone legitimately remember Chic-Fil-A? Or Chik-Fil-A?
In the 1990s?
Chyeah
And now it's Chick-Fil-A.
False memories of a previous timeline of which we are no longer a part of?
Hmm.
Yeah.
Subtle.
So anyway, here is the real tea: obviously the world ended (or the world as we knew it #REM) in December 2012. Onto a new age, we were. I was in grad school and wholly unaware at the time.
Meanwhile, CERN was doing CERN stuff.
By the way, the earth is an electromagnet and they know that and so they're, to quote the Chainsmokers, "pushing all the limits of the tame drugs", aka colliding particles that emit tremendous amounts of energy into the universe at a subatomic level when they do these kinds of things with their big energy machine.
To me, it may be even more impactful than a nuclear bomb because of the ripple effect outwards, but the extraterrestrials don't come comment on this one for whatever conspiratorial reason.
Maybe it's supposed to happen.
However:
Hurricanes, tsunamis...
Various "natural" disasters have occurred across oceans resulting from this unwieldy use of power.
And no "world power" kind of country has ever connected the dots to tell the Genevan council or whoever to cease and desist their little big experiments.
But weasel.
Weasel is here to save you.
Weasel is here God's plan sent here to destroy, nay, disrupt this galactic force upon humanity.
What a martyr.
What a weasel.
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| Sorry, Marten. CERN says it could have been a marten. And so the weasel's name is Marten. Say hi. |
All I'm saying is that here are some facts:
- CERN
- Weasel
- Timeline Split
Did the weasel, by interrupting a propulsion of insane magnetic electrical energies on a certain 'date', send us on some eerily more exciting and fun and creative and awesome timeline?
Is this now the stringy reality we get to be a part of because of said weasel?
Like, did CERN have us all set up?
On the way.
To, like, their way.
Home and ready to go (#squaredance).
But not to a world
Or a heaven....
....that anyone really wanted, so...
Plot twist.
A weasel intervenes to send us spiraling now a new timeline of human destiny!!!!
*~*imagine*~*
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| Look what you just made me do. |
Thank you.
Thank you, weasel.
Thanks for getting us out of this one, you saved us!
Oh weasel, my weasel.
We didn't know you had already come and so you CAME, dear weasel.
You came for us.
Just for us.
You died for us, dear weasel.
Weasel from heaven.
The one who thwarted, who overturned the world power in a day.
With merely a sacrifice.
Oh, dear weasel.
Savior weasel.
Jesus weasel.
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| I'm listening |
[ok side bar - no cap - even the very word 'weasel' is looking all like a joke right now; please find this hilarious]
And so we commemorate you by changing this concept of 'our time' relative to you
Because time is fake and we're eternal so we can just call it what we like
The Year of Our Weasel
We will base every year
Hence forth
From this year
2016
The Year of Our Weasel
And we will sign every letter
Every Decree
Post Hence
In regards to
The Year of Our Weasel
This day, this date
By Here Proclaimed
August 20th, 8th A.W.
After Weasel.
For we are in a new age.
Oh, dost thou speak of history?
In but yet to so afore canst thou even remember?
Has no mere mortal ever intervened in the plans of God?
Ah, ye fool.
'Tis merely a flesh wound
Carry on with the theatre now, go; Go!
Can we all
Just please
Hold a moment of silence
For my poetry
...
Ok thank you
Something Else
Maybe this is the part you've all been waiting for.
Perhaps this is the recipe part of the blog that you jumped to prior to reading the history of why I always used dried and slow-cooked garbanzo beans in hummus because they make it fluffier than using canned cannellini beans because you wanted to
skip ahead
but
Look
You had to learn the lesson anyway.
Poof!
By the mere magic of words
All of the sudden
You know how to make better hummus.
The truth is that it doesn't matter if weasel intervened or not.
The truth is the only thing that determines the future we experience is our own present consciousness.
The truth is that we are creators in this world and get to decide who we are in every moment.
The truth is that it matters not what the government or its affiliated institutions have planned or are doing.
The only things that matter are:
- Our intention: our "why", values, what we actually love and care about
- Our attention: our focus, choice of actions, reactions, words, and thoughts in the present moment of awareness
Everything else, and I mean e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. else, is quite irrelevant.
The God particle that they've been looking for is in you.
It IS you.
It's always been you.
It's always been you.
You are the creative force in your life.
So here we go
If you're still waiting for some savior, political candidate, outside force, or weasel to come and make everything okay or change something to improve your life, you have placed your intention and attention away from you.
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| Cute, but not sustainable Idol at best Savior at worst |
It would be wiser to redirect that energy inward and question all of your fears (misused attention) or why things beyond your control even matter so much (misused intention).
Sorry to get all serious on you, but I used to be one out here, hoping for a weasel.
Turns out the weasel had already come, and I just had to accept that I AM the weasel and that's all I need to rob CERN of all its power.
If reality's a state of mind,
TWS
Green Lights (demo); Chainsmokers
Look What You Made Me Do; Taylor Swift
Somewhat Agree. This reminds me of the annual health assessment I took last week...mind you not because I care what it says, but simply because it puts $50 on my wellness card that I can use to pay for my annual check-up next week...but I digress. I scored "above average" on my assessment, but it labelled me as "High Risk" for productivity. It did this because there was one question something to the effect "Are you able to complete your normal daily activities?" If it were a simple Yes or No answer, I'd have said yes. The choices were: Always, Most of the time, Often, Seldom, Never. Well, as luck would have it (and the whole reason I was taking the stupid assessment INSTEAD of doing my normal activities) I hadn't slept well, woke up with some sinus pressure due to allergies, and had a headache. So, I didn't feel like doing my normal activities, e.g. mowing the lawn, gardening, working in the shop...so, given the choices above, I answered honestly "Most of the time"... and that gave me a HIGH risk on my health assessment. How is this pertinent? Glad you asked! I do believe that we can choose "who we are in every moment"; we can live above our circumstances, HOWEVER... our choices may be (and often are) limited by external forces and stimuli over which we have no control. Maybe even VERY limited in any given moment. Like my health assessment; not a free response answer; I couldn't explain what I meant. It was multiple choice...pick one of these, no other choices and can't move on, so pick the best you can from these. Such is life. Also, sometimes we do things without making a conscious choice to do so. Sub-conscious or even natural actions, like pulling back from something hot. So there is truth in what you have said, but I'm not so sure that e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. else is irrelevant. I think it's a much more complex; our lives and thus our choices, are intertwined with the universe (seen and unseen) in which we exist.
ReplyDeleteRead. Received. Agreed. All of that. Yes.
ReplyDeleteAnd a thoughtful comment deserves a thoughtful response, so this might be a whole blog post of its own. Right here right now.
Firstly, this health assessment sounds bananas, but that's what un-nuanced right-brainless flow-chart logic will do for you. If you listen more to your body and adjust to what it wants to feel than what some outside source that is literally not you or your body, then you're gonna be ahead every single time. No reason to get stressed over something that doesn't matter (by reasoning from your second sentence).
Secondly, I agree with you so much because I think we're both talking about awareness. At least I am, when talking about living above circumstances because they are irrelevant. My thoughts are about not succumbing to what's around me but being aware of it and just choosing to think differently, some way, somehow. Like you said, sometimes we wake up feeling like crap or things happen to us over which we have no control. Very true. But we can always ask why, learn from it, and not just be a victim of it chalking it up to, such is life, or thinking that suffering is supposed to be normal here. Don't succumb to those thoughts! They're comfortable because that's the way you've always thought! But you could be a weasel and bite that power cord!
Maybe the universe shows us things in an uncomfortable way because we just need to recognize a pattern that we were doing for our detriment. Maybe we need to exist in the feeling and know it and then learn to heal from it. But I think that anything that feels bad is an opportunity to persist in betterment!
Thirdly, you say our choices are limited by external forces and stimuli over which we have no control. And so you pick from your multiple choices, but none of them FEEL RIGHT, RIGHT!?!?!?
Therein lies the opportunity to become conscious and literally create another bubble on the scantron! Do not be boxed in by previous answers: there is something new to create here if you don’t want to do what already has been. Ask how things could be better by not changing the externals, but by merely changing how you think or what you, individually, could do differently to make it so.
Having that power of awareness to just be able to choose is everything, which is what is absolutely lacking when you talk about how we do things subconsciously/without even thinking. Some of this is helpful, but a lot of it isn't because we let it go too far and so it blocks growth opportunities via that conscious awareness and ability to choose differently.
My answer to crappy choices is to just create more choices because as the creators of our lives, I think we totally have that ability and authority. I think we’re here to expand consciousness of the universe by co-creating with it because, as you said, we very intertwined with it. No one has ever taught us how to do it because it’s something we have to figure out for ourselves. Everything already exists here. It’s only a 'matter' of what we choose to see.