Aloha

Alright, Sparky, here's the deal: this world simply must become more whimsical.

It has to in order for me to even be here.

It is my personal destiny to make sure that I live a life as whimsical as possible and my environment must support that or else I'm going to dissolve into the background medium and become another luminary for you guys.

So first and foremost, I want everyone to take life less seriously. It's really not that serious. I mean, giraffes exist. So do boney-eared assfish and pink fairy armadillos. 

This is a mammal, not sushi.

I mean, look at nature. Does nature take itself so seriously? Does nature read and care about the news? No? Then maybe we shouldn't either, probably. 

Secondly, I want to normalize silliness. Instead of silliness being "weird" and "immature" and "how much sugar did she eat before this square dance", it should be construed as "energetic" and "fun" and "childlike".

*whimsical*

Doing things:

1. Because we can

2. For the fun of it

These are the only things that motivate me nowadays.

Thirdly, I want to wake up and ask myself:

How GOOD can this day get? 

How pretty can I do my hair today?

How lovely can I be today? 

How badass can my workout be today?

How sexy can I make whatever I create today? 

How delicious can I make my lunch today?

Stuff like that. Just merely asking the questions puts you on a higher plane for three reasons:

1. It puts your focus on positive potentiality, so your attention is automatically magnetizing good things toward your open energy field.

2. It puts your focus on you and what you can control instead of others and what you think they "should be" doing, which makes you more attractive because you're just minding your own business. True story.

3. It puts your focus on today and the now. You can't worry about the future if you're too busy enjoying the present which makes you more like God and age incredibly slowly if even at all.

Fourthly, I want to just incrementally change our language to be more whimsical.

Let's perpetuate some pure, fun, good-hearted kindness in the forms of new idioms. Here are some examples:

May your flabbers always be gasted.

It's so cute when you use your intuition.

May your only tears be because of onions.

*signing an email* 

Regards and condolences, 

Greetings but in reverse,

I hope this gruntles you.

As for me, I'm going to make blueberry muffins later so that when people ask me what's new I can say "Muffin much."

Leading by example,

TWS