I just wanted to write a quick update to let you know that the Tusk to sweep the other 3/4 of my porch has officially closed. The only thing left to do now is vacuum the furniture and carpet which is a much smaller and manageable duty for which I am willing to wait for inspiration and accompanying fortitude to accomplish.
You all missed out on an outstanding opportunity. There were several dead bees among all the pollen I swept up, so the porch even had a theme which I called "Lost in the Sauce".
I even went above and beyond and mopped a portion after sweeping because some of the pollen had dried in clumps. I did this with my headphones on and singing loudly.
I call it the good ol' Mop 'n Bop.
See, you can have fun with mundane tasks and thereby transmute them into fundane tusks.
I also gave myself a pastrami sandwich, so that is also off the table.
Like, I literally took it off the table and put it into my mouth.
Better tusk next time,
TWS
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