But Like Really Why

Dear Facebook Marketplace,

Is it me?

Is it that I want too much to sell my things that you are not allowing me to? 

Is the desperation coming through in my desperately low prices?

I just don't think it's fair that you would limit me.

Like, sure, I can only post 8 items at a time. You got it.

But then I sell, like, over half of the things, and you limit me from posting more?

There is all the sudden a probation period where there wasn't before?

Oh, now I get it.

I am so successful at moving product that you feel threatened.

You give me "tips" like a longer title or refreshing the post.

So clever.

But then you just send all your bots at me.

All the ones that are trained to ask if it is still available.

I hopefully reply, enthusiastically, "Yes!"

And then ghosted, so cold.

So cold.

so cold

why you do this to me

I really didn't want to have to go back to Craig and his list. 

We had a great time together. We really did.

We sold some furniture together, a cat bed, a few dumbbells, just you and I.

Just like old times. 

But then you got too controlling, which is understandable with Zuckerberg at the helm.

You could've been so cool.

so cool

See you in "14 days" or whatever,

TWS