Sage

If pig meat is called 'pork', then what is porcupine meat called?

I mean, the term 'porcupine' is straight up latin for "quill pig".

Looking for food and reasons for injustice

I feel like porcupines were a little late to the internet, and when they got there, they found out that the pigs had taken all the domain names already.

Even the .net and .edu.

pork.edu

Imagine.

And you know how people take ducks and geese

These two appear to be plotting something for sure

And they make down comforters and pillows and other bedding items with their feathers?

Have you considered porcupine pillows? 

Like this, but actually stuffed with porcupine quills.

You could call them quillows.

Or use them as writing utensils.

It is already called a quill for crying out loud.

Just dip the tips of these African bad boys in ink
and watch the calligraphy happen.

I'm just the visionary. The logistics are up to you.

Fins and scales,

TWS

P.S. "Porcupine meat. It even comes with its own toothpicks!" - Mike