This Just In

The generic Wal-Mart brand of Doritos Cool Ranch chips are called Glacier Ranch.

Therefore, we will be using the word "glacier" instead of the word "cool" in our every day vernacular.

Examples:
I am listening to this really glacier song.
That was really unglacier of you to say that.
The church air conditioning keeps the sanctuary so glacier.

It's going to be thing. It will add spice and life to your conversations.
Just use it once and feel the yeet spring forth from your bones.

Stay glacier.

TWS