Farce

Today I was driving home after working an 11 and a half hour day.
I had my top down to enjoy the weather and what remained of daylight.
I didn't feel like listening to the radio; I just felt like singing some of my own songs.

I began warbling, but as I picked up speed in my car, the wind drowned out my sound, and the vehicles beside me created additional noise.

At this point, I reached over to my volume button and actually tried to increase my own volume as if my voice was coming out of my speakers and could be controlled by a dial.

o.O

True story.

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