Booking

Today was an important day in history: I actually sat down and planned our honeymoon.

Like everything concerning the wedding and life in general, I wanted to take a path of least stress.
So we decided not to go with an all-inclusive 5 day exotic overseas $2k vacation.

Instead, we decided to keep things close and make it entirely our own:

Roller coasters
Zoo
Gulf coast
sea kayaking
strawberry daquiris
massages
jet skis
chillin on the beach with my hun bun

Doesn't that list just make you want to scream H*LLZ YEAH!!!!!!

Hotels are ridiculous, though. Let me list for you some amenities that our hotel took the time and effort to post on their website.

Air conditioning
Alarm clock
Hair dryer in room
Shower
Smoke detectors
TV
TV remote control

Doesn't that list just make you want to scream H*LLZ YEAH!!!!!!

I'm so glad that a TV remote control is included. That was going to be a deal-breaker.

The worst thing about a vacation is having to come back from it.
The world travels will have to wait until we're in our thirties and retired. Right now, we'll take vacations that are slightly less life changing but just as fun.

I shall send you a POSTCARD from whence we will be staying.

Good will hinting,
TWS