Art and Craft

Funny quotes:

Me: So I cleaned the bathroom. I could actually see myself in the mirror through the glass door.
Mike: You saw yourself? Were you like, "Who is that foxy lady?....And why is she watching me?"

Sarah: Are there anything cool things going on in Savannah?
Me: Well, there was this art fair in downtown that we kind of walked through yesterday accidentally.
Sarah: Oh, like SCAD kids?
Me: No- it was Telfair stuff.
Sarah:...
Mike: There was a watercolor booth.
Sarah: Oh, cool
Mike: But we didn't get to look because Allie was walking so fast.
Sarah: Yeah, that kind of runs in the family.
Me: You mean it walks in the family.
Sarah: It slow-jogs in the family.

Sam jumped off the table and went to go sit on the toolbox, which is sitting on the floor.
Mike: Sam doesn't like sitting on the floor. It's beneath him.

Mike finished washing dishes and went to go sit down.
Mike: Whoa- my phone just said, "Good evening, Mike."
Me: Your phone's trying to get in your pants.

And now for this weekend's artwork:

I call this one "Like Two Whales Passing in the Night"

But Allie, they don't have fins!!!
It's okay. You can still tell that they're whales.

Time for tea,
TWS