Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Dem Ol' Fokes

You can tell the economy is growing, not by how misleading and crappy your stock portfolio is doing, but by how businesses are willing to pay for manual advertisements.

Two examples:
1. At the end of our street, there are some balloons with signs that advertise the new construction going on in our neighborhood. On Sunday, there was a guy that stood out there all afternoon twirling a sign so fast that you couldn't even read it.
He brought 3 jugs of water to sustain him through his shift, I guess.
Mike was wondering where he would go to the bathroom. He was pretty much standing in a forest.
So...probably the forest.
Gross.

2. Near Kroger, there is a Great Clips that is fairly new. They had a few signs posted advertising a $7 haircut sale. Standing RIGHT beside one of the signs was a guy holding the very same sign.

Do you really need people to hold signs? Unless you're picketing, I think not.
Even if you are picketing, I think not.

But if those are wages and payroll taxes that you want to pay, go right ahead.

I keep having dreams about thrift stores. In one dream, they were having a bag sale, so Mike went and bought me a bunch of cute stuff for like $2. In another dream, I was picking out a lot of neat tops from That 70s Show at the thrift store.

I wonder if garbage chic is ever going to be a thing.

"Allie, what's garbage chic?"

I'm not exactly sure. The internet says it's something like Ke$ha, but I drew this at lunch and it made me laugh:



I'm going to make Michael sit down to a painfully in depth discussion about the difference between accountable and non-accountable plans and the tax implications.
He just pulled into the garage.
I can't wait!!!

Purpley pink,
TWS

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