Crux

$29.96 for a cell phone bill feels good, feels good.

It's been a long time since I came on here and babbled about nothing in particular like I used to do over at the Ooga Booga Surf Company.

So what's been happening while I was away?
Nothing much?

Let me tell you a true story about the first time I used a business card.

I've been carrying a little packet of them in my bag, lazily anticipating the day where I might need to take one out and say, "Here's my card. The person you would actually want to talk to is not me, but here is all of my information."

Or, "Here is my card. My address, phone number and e-mail are all work-related, so if you want my personal information, I'll have to write it on the back."

Needless to say, I had never used one until one day, Mike and I decided to go to the Mexican restaurant at like 7 o'clock after exercising. This is a key point to the story because had we not been there so late, it would've been less crowded, I wouldn't have sat down in the waiting area, and I never would have seen the jar.

But I did see the jar. And it was like, "Drop your business card in for a chance to win a $10 gift card!"
I got all excited. "MIKE!!!! I CAN DO THIS! I actually get to use one of these things!"
So drop one I did. Apparently they do a drawing every month.

And then I got a congratulatory e-mail this morning saying I had won.
I love winning stuff.
Especially tacos.
Much better than winning an iPad.

Baby you a sawng, you make me wanna rowl mai windows down and crooooz

What if, while you were walking around your neighborhood one night, you found a grill that someone threw out?
Plot twist: instead of being a grill that you cook stuff on, it was a grill that someone wore on their teeth.

Nobody, like, cross-stitches anymore,
TWS