Dust Bowl

I had a dream that I was a teacher, my name was Stacy, and that I really liked my job.
I worked in a high school that pretty much looked like the business building at GSU. Except that it had hot tubs.
I was walking through the halls, and one of my students came up to me. She called me "Miss Stacy", and we started talking about classes and such, and she told me I was a really good teacher.
She said she was thinking about applying for the honors program and asked if I had ever considered teaching those classes.
I said, "I would love to! That's where all the smart kids are!"
Then she gave me a weird look.
I said, "Not that you're not smart. I mean, you totally belong there...."
Total faux pas.

"I dreamed that we were travelling on a bus
Speeding along an unnamed plain towards somewhere and nowhere there was us."
-Darren Hanlon; I Wish That I Was Beautiful for You

 So anyway, we were on this bus, and out the window, I see someone in a Miata driving pretty much vertically on just the two right wheels of their car. Instead of thinking, "That's impossible. This must be a dream." and enter into awesome lucidity, I thought, "That person must not have been in honors classes."

And then I was talking with some marching band kids, and there was totally some dirt that was going down, and I was going to find out all about it.

Me: Sam has that new kitty smell.
Mike: That's because it's a new year. He refreshed. He hit F5. Or is it F4? Next time you tell this joke, it's the right key.

Tiny fireworks,
TWS