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I had a traumatic experience this morning.

So I'm in my car, driving to work, all focused on the day ahead.
Then I see something moving on my dashboard.

Oh.
My.
Gosh.

I'd say that's an accurate life-size picture of the thing that was trying to get me in a car accident on the highway.
It's really their enormous legs that makes them so unbelievably frightening.

And this one was juicy, too. It wasn't the kind of spider that turns into dust when you mush it. This thing probably had instestines, a moustache, and like fourteen kidneys.
Heck, it might have even been pregnant.

And since I keep my car so clean, I had nothing to save myself, save for Jimmy Eat World "Futures" album case.

My valiant hero:

After much mashing, and whimpering, the defeated corpse lain in my passenger's seat until the stoplight on Liberty street, where I promptly dumped the oozing yellow jello carcass and wirey legs out the window.

Most frightening morning I've had in a while.

Windows open and close that's just how it goes,
TWS

The World You Love; Jimmy Eat World