Sometimes I'll be cleaning my ears, and I'll use the same cotton swab for each ear.
I start to wonder if my right ear minds that I just used the same cotton swab on my left ear.
I start to wonder if my right ear minds that I just used the same cotton swab on my left ear.
But then I think no, Allie; they're just ears.
Sometimes I'll be driving home, and I'll want to call a driver a "tool" or a "douche bag" and then it'll come out "tool bag" and I don't know if that's an insult or not.
Traffic makes me ill on a level even my soul can't understand.
I hate how futuristic movies an video games portray clothes.
In the future, does the fashion industry and overall style awareness completely vanish?
Apparently so.
The IRS is kind of a jerk.
On April 16th, they announced that taxpayers affected by the explosions during the Boston marathon and those living in Suffolk County would be given an extension to file and pay taxes with no penalties due if filed/paid by July 15th.
“Our hearts go out to the people affected by this tragic event,” said IRS Acting Commissioner Steven T. Miller. “We want victims and others affected by this terrible tragedy to have the time they need to finish their individual tax returns.”
Seems legit, right?
I find that it's a pretty weird way to respond to a national tragedy.
First, the bombing explosions happened at about 3 pm April 15th. Chances are that if you didn't have your return done by then, and you were running in/watching a marathon, you were going to be extending it anyway.
Secondly, (and this is why the IRS is a jerk), interest, currently at the annual rate of 3 percent compounded daily, will still apply to any payments made after the April deadline.
So even with the promise of "no penalties" for this extension, if you didn't pay by April 15th, you're still going to be charged the interest.
Great example of "taxpayer relief", isn't it?
Sam's breath always smells like tuna. Even if he hasn't had tuna in weeks, his mouth still manages to smell like fish.
His breath is so sharp, it makes you think differently about life.
Something to look forward to,
TWS
I hate how futuristic movies an video games portray clothes.
In the future, does the fashion industry and overall style awareness completely vanish?
Apparently so.
The IRS is kind of a jerk.
On April 16th, they announced that taxpayers affected by the explosions during the Boston marathon and those living in Suffolk County would be given an extension to file and pay taxes with no penalties due if filed/paid by July 15th.
“Our hearts go out to the people affected by this tragic event,” said IRS Acting Commissioner Steven T. Miller. “We want victims and others affected by this terrible tragedy to have the time they need to finish their individual tax returns.”
Seems legit, right?
I find that it's a pretty weird way to respond to a national tragedy.
First, the bombing explosions happened at about 3 pm April 15th. Chances are that if you didn't have your return done by then, and you were running in/watching a marathon, you were going to be extending it anyway.
Secondly, (and this is why the IRS is a jerk), interest, currently at the annual rate of 3 percent compounded daily, will still apply to any payments made after the April deadline.
So even with the promise of "no penalties" for this extension, if you didn't pay by April 15th, you're still going to be charged the interest.
Great example of "taxpayer relief", isn't it?
Sam's breath always smells like tuna. Even if he hasn't had tuna in weeks, his mouth still manages to smell like fish.
His breath is so sharp, it makes you think differently about life.
Something to look forward to,
TWS
Benjamin's poop this morning smelled like the skilletini we had for dinner last night.
ReplyDeleteIt probably tasted similar, too.
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