Fact Pattern

Things I'm going to do in March:

1. Log into my old Myspace account and send thousands of friend requests to complete strangers. I will only stop when I get 9,000 friends.

Potential benefit: my music will get really popular
Potential drawback: I may never get 9,000 friends not because I'm not cool but because Myspace is no longer cool.

Just remember: Jesus died for myspace in heaven.

Think about it.

2. Make pencil skirts.

They may be mundane with style, but that's what cute shoes are for.
Every time I wear this one, I am more and more impressed with my workmanship. It fits so well, it's long enough, it matches a bunch of stuff, it's versatile with the weather, it launders well, and the hook & eye clasp is still attached and, well, that's just amazing.

The only flaw, as mentioned in the blog post, is the amount of kitty hair it attracts. But that happens to a lot of things I wear.

So yeah. Pencil skirt [and possibly other styles of skirts] making season coming soon.

3. Listen to this song until it makes sense to me.

4. Become especially decorative with birthday cards.

Because I take birthdays very seriously.

At my firm, when it's someone's birthday, they pass around a card for everyone to sign. I'm usually one of the last people to get it, so when I open it up to sign, all the good lines are taken:

"Have a great day!"
"Hope you have a wonderful birthday!"
"Happy Birthday!"

I've decided that instead of being average and adding to it all in a different color pen, I'm going to taken it to the next level by being especially decorative and draw something that no one else will.

Oh it's your birthday? Here's a polka dotted octopus wearing a birthday hat with a speech bubble telling you so.
Somehow, I think people would enjoy colorful illustrations more than a scribbled signature. And, contrary to popular, it doesn't take that much longer to do.

Here's the catch: I never want draw the same thing twice. I'm really good at octopuses, cats, dinosaurs, giraffes, elephants, and starfish (because who isn't good at drawing starfish?). I'll need to practice a bit more and expand my menagerie.

5. Look at my CPA exam scores on the 11th. Please oh please may expectations = reality.

I know it well,
TWS

Blood Bank; Bon Iver