Stegosaurus

I'm so glad the 1099-MISC has a box just for "fishing boat proceeds".
Otherwise, I wouldn't know where to put them.

Oooooh...you can like *feel* the sarcasm right there.

So how about Mike and I are a Nielsen Family now?
We got the box in the mail with 2 cool dollars in it.
I was filling out the survey and they were like, "Have you ever heard of the Nielsen company before?"
I checked "yes" and wrote next to it because of Family Guy.
Because that's a true story.

Today's discussion: credit cards.

I applied for one last week and got an anorexic envelope in the mail today with the much feared,
"Not enough accounts opened long enough to establish a credit history."

And you know how like people are all, "Credit card companies target college students."
This is a lie.
A DAMNABLE LIE.
I have tried and tried and tried to get a credit card, but it's like getting a job.
Nobody wants you unless you have experience.
But somehow flippant, irresponsible 20 somethings are able to get them.
I guess they know people.

Anyway, I guess I'll "establish" myself with a "starter card" and get no "cash back".

It's just that they really shouldn't make commercials with blue electric guitars so catchy.
Disappointed Allie is disappointed.

<spontaneity>

Dear ^.^ or :3 or <._.>,
I miss you!
And you never sent me the link to the program we made.
Sincerely,
BAI 8015
P.S. I really hope you understood that.

</spontaneity.>

Yesterday, there was no legal paper in the printer.
But I couldn't find any in storage, so I took some legal paper out of another printer.
Is that considered stealing?
Did it become illegal paper?

...

That was so bad it was good.

In Soviet Russia, dinner has you,
TWS