I know I'm going out quite on a far, far limb here with a lot of people.
Like- a lot a lot of people.
But I don't get it.
An over-priced sub-par coffee in a cup with my name misspelled on it?
Awesome. I know exactly why I paid $4 for this.
It's like the same obsession that people have with Apple products.
Once loyal, forever-to-the-end-of-death-even-if-it's-an-inferior-product loyal.
Despite-their-stupid-iPhone5-commercials-with-that-annoying-guy-and-all-the-ballerina-kids-where-he-says-cheeeeeeese-in-a-really-terrible-voice-and-spins-around-to-get-a-panoramic-picture. Loyal.
But wait.
Let me guess.
Your coffee doesn't get viruses.
So I'm sitting there with my iPad last night.
Hey, I feel like watching some Netflix.
Note: I watched Netflix on my iPad the night before.
So I open the app, and it wants me to install this new app.
Typical.
So I go to install the new app, and it "requires iOS5" which is Apple love language for HAHA UR SYSTEM IS SOOOOOOOO OLD IT FARTS DUST LOLOLOL.
My iPad has become NEGATIVELY useful.
I mean, it wasn't useful before. It was just a substitute for something better.
But now? My iPad and me?
We might as well be strangers in another town.
We might as well be living in another time.
#keane
In other news, my boss asked me if I had any plans for tonight.
Tonight = New Year's Eve
My reply = Sleeping
Did I seriously just say that?
I'm either the most boring person or the most pragmatic.
And you kids would straight up murder me if I told you how much sleep I got this weekend.
I wish I could bank sleep.
Store it.
Earn interest on it.
Save it for when I really need it and can't have it.
Business Idea #...oh wait. That one's actually impossible.
If I had an actual New Year's party to go to, I might.
You: Might? What? OMG, Allie, you love parties/dressing up/drinks/counting!
Yeah, but it's New Year's and it's cold, and the only one I really want to spend New Year's with is right here in my living room...installing...something. And I honestly think hanging out with him is more fun than some crazy party.
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| I miss summer. And my long hair. |
Something amazing is going to happen in 2013.
I just know it.
With the sun in your eyes and on your own,
TWS
ILOVEYOURGLASSESOMG.
ReplyDeleteI miss your hair too. :)
PS, that wasn't Ben. That would be super creepy.
ReplyDeleteHHAHAAAAHAHAAA
ReplyDeleteYou better keep that boy in check! ;)
Totally agree about the Starbucks. And then if you voice your opinion that it's really not that great, you get this look like "how DARE you?! What crawled up your butt and died" look. Practicality, people.
ReplyDeleteIt'd be sweet if there was a coffee shop that sold mediocre coffee (like Starbucks), but it was REALLY cheap - like $0.50 a cup, but there was live music and free Wi-fi. That place would be HOPPIN, AND you would eliminiate most of the hipsters. They like paying high prices for stupid things, no matter how useless. #apple