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I'm going to make a New Year's resolution to never make a New Year's resolution.

Done!

Because a healthy, cliche list of new year's resolutions is lame and doesn't get accomplished.

"Be more kind and loving."
"Smile at someone every day."
"Lose 10 pounds."
"Eat healthier."

A list of crap I'm actually going to do in 2013 will not be lame and will get accomplished.

1. Grow out my hair to be long again.
2. Pass the CPA exam.
3. Reward myself for passing the CPA exam.
4. Enjoy steady employment.

Me: Do you think I act my age?
Mike: Well, you still laugh at the word 'poo'--
Me: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA POOO!!!!!!!!!! DOODOO!!!!!!!!!
Mike: So there's your answer.

Youth's the most unfaithful mistress,
TWS