Did you know that a group of ravens is called an "unkindness" and a group of owls is a "parliament"?
The one in the upper right corner makes me LOWL.
Mike and I were watching the 5th Harry Potter movie Thursday night:
*telling Harry about Voldemort's plan*
Sirius: Except this time, he's going to have something he didn't have before.
Me: A NOSE!??!?!?!
Have you heard of the new drink called the Sandy?
It's just a watered-down Manhattan.
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Too soon?
Too soon.
I'm sure you're all wondering the events of yesterday.
Here are some "hi-lights":
- I had a terrible headache when we got to Atlanta.
- We got a free lunch. I took medicine for my headache.
- Our presentation went well.
- I started feeling really terrible; went to the bathroom, threw up.
- The awards ceremony happened. No, we didn't place. But I got a t-shirt, a laptop bag, and a $50 gift card to Best Buy.
- We got a free dinner. Dr. M and I try to leave at a time to avoid the worst traffic, but it is inevitable.
- So we're in traffic, and I feel like I have to throw up again, so we pull over in the middle of traffic in north Atlanta.
- And nothing happens.
- So I get back in the car and a few miles down the road, the same sick nauseating feeling comes back. But it's too late! I can't speak and tell him to get over or else I'll throw up all over my auditing professor's car!
- So I threw up in my mouth and swallowed it.
- This happened twice.
- This is a true story.
- And then I reclined the chair and slept all the way from south Atlanta to Exit 90 of I-16, which is about 2 and half hours.
- We stopped at a gas station and I bought really overpriced bottled water and gum because I really didn't want to have vomit-mouth all night.
- And then I felt a lot better and went home.
The end.
So, no, it wasn't a great day. I've never had headache nausea like that. And I think the parking garage got me all dizzy.
Georgia State hosted the thing and guess what team got first place? Georgia State.
They also have an internal auditing program. We cover internal auditing as half of a chapter.
I'm sure you can see the bias.
At least I can finally start enjoying my time off.
I'm going to cook so many tacos.
And, lastly, you can tell that One Tree Hill is a fictional show by the way the high school characters are into literature.
I lost my place but I can't stop this story,
TWS

Too soon. But I lol'd!
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