Trains

Here are some comments on I-16:

There is this sign that says "Keep off the median."
That's nice.
It's also stuck in the ground right before this bridge that goes over a river.
True story.

Mike once saw a truck with a bumper sticker that says, "Silly boys. Trucks are for girls!"
There was an old man driving the truck.
Mike lol'd.

People from Effingham don't know how to effing drive.

Do flashers give people the liberty to drive any way that they want? I know that they have magical powers so that you can park anywhere, but seriously- there was this maniac flying down the interstate with his flashers on like he was trying to rush his pregnant wife to the hospital or something.
(Maybe he didn't know that there are ambulances for that.)

I love how police officers hide behind some bushes and take naps in their cars every afternoon.
Seems like an effective use of taxpayer money.

That last one was sarcasm. I think.
According to the Wall Street Journal, "Sarcasm is a challenge for academics and marketers trying to analyze online chatter to gauge public opinion."

And so here I sit.
Skewing the statistics.

And swiveling in my swivel chair,
TWS