Friday, October 12, 2012

Slide Show

Sometimes it's good to post some pictures so that people remember that I'm a person.

This is a picture of me questioning the validity of this picture's headline:


It says "Going the Distance" and it's talking about flag football.
Is this really something that deserves a title like that? 

When I think of going the distance, I think of Hercules (burst into song: I AM ON MY WAY>>>>>I CAN GO THE DISTANCE), and then I think of Cake (burst into a more quiet song: He is going the distance. He is going for speed...), and then I think of accomplishing something very monumental.
So I was thinking- maybe this is an article that talks about how GSU actually made FBS status and was invited to a big game...
But no.
This picture is simply stating that intramural flag football teams practice.
Yeah. That's really "going the distance".
Way to lower the bar.

I just think newspapers have a crappy pool of cliche headlines that they use over and over again.
Like- WHENEVER there is an article even remotely talking about ice cream, the title always includes something about "the scoop" or "getting the scoop" or the "inside scoop".
The originality has certainly worn off.

At school, I keep getting told that my outfits are cute, and when I reveal that I make a lot of my pieces, people ask me if I'm going to be a fashion designer.

I've been saying no, but I do this for fun:


Should I start saying yes?

Before finance class:


During finance class:


That's a free-handed unicorn, yo.
You can't see it from here, but I'm also working on a griffin on the next page of my finance notes.

I also drew this cool sign for our dishwasher so that you always know the status of the dishes:


I buried a corpse in the wrong plot.
I made a grave error.

Kitteh is not amuzed with my puns.













And neither are you,
TWS

6 comments:

  1. I love your dishwasher sign. I've been meaning to make one for ours, but Buddy would probably make off with it and destroy it.

    He calls Fluff "mahooowww".

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  2. Yeah, he probably would destroy it. I had one in my old apartment, and it got torn up just by people walking past it.

    My kitchen now is so big though, so it has stayed looking nice.

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  3. Your pun and the unicorn made me laugh. I didn't know finance had mythical creatures. I also didn't know unicorns had wings.

    I appreciate the concept of a dishes sign and will now incorporate this futuristic technology into my life. :P

    It's the little things...

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  4. Do you really love the kitty, or are you just pointing at things in the blog and saying you love them?

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  5. Of course unicorns have wings!
    What kind of lame-a fantasy world have you gotten accustomed to? :P

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