Priorities

So on Tuesday, life asked me, "Allie J, how would you like to spend your afternoon?"

a. Sewing
b. Napping
c. Studying for the CPA exam

And I actually chose C?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!?!?

Other minutiae:

- Tomato soup is delicious.
- I wore my Allie J Crew skirt for the first time in public: total success.
- Sam is a kitty.
- 37 days of school left.

Apples are misleading.
Everyone (i.e. magazines and mothers) is like, "They're so good for you! And they're packed with fiber, so it'll keep you full for a while!"
LIES.
I was even MOAR hungry after I ate it. After the apple, the only thing I had left to eat was the sunflower seeds that I keep in my car, so I was seeding and spitting in accounting information systems class because I had no other choice.
It's not my fault they schedule class at times when I am most hungry; 4:00 is feedin' time!

Wow. That made me sound like a pig.
For the record, I have no shame in eating an entire bag of popcorn in one sitting.

I'm just wondering when this lunch:
[chicken salad sandwich, bag of chips chips, 14 carrots, yogurt, apple and banana]
was not enough to keep me full.
I mean, do I have a tapeworm??!?!?!?

AND...I'm tired all the time.

You: "Go to bed at a reasonable hour."

I do! But apparently10:30-7:30 still isn't enough sleep.

I'm becoming a bear.
All I want to do is eat so I won't be hungry and sleep so I won't be tired, and I want to attack anything that gets in the way of that. Hibernation seems like a perfectly logical thing to do at this point, but unfortunately society prevents me from pursuing such a lifestyle.

Rawr,
TWS