Bold

I bought Google stock yesterday.

You: "Why? Their price dropped- like- a lot- like- right after lunch. Like."

Precisely.
(And why do you say "like" so much?)

I bought the stock at a discount.
It was on SALE, man.
It was on the clearance rack at the back of the store!
And so, like a pair of severely marked down cute shoes, I snatched up some shares.

Google missed Wall Street's earning projections.
So what?
The stock is extremely undervalued because people are freaking out over nothing. It's GOOGLE, GUYS. It's not like it's going to go out of business in the near future (or ever) or anything.

And so, using my business smarts, I buy low.

(Not to be confused with the store BiLo which is really just a more expensive Harvey's in disguise)

And I've already made $45 since the market closed on Thursday.
That means I've gotten a higher return on my money in 4 hours than my savings account gets me in six months.

True story.

Bad fruit makes good pudding,
TWS