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Here is a true story going far back into my childhood.

Oh, yes. This is a Little Allie Story.

I, like most children, would suck my thumb periodically, especially when I didn't have anything to say which was most of the time. One year my J Grandparents came to visit, and I was talking to Grandpa J in the porch. He was like, "Why are you sucking your thumb?"
And I was like, "'Cause it tastes good!"
He was like, "Really? What's it taste like?"
And being the little imaginative kid that I was, I thought of my favorite flavor at the time and said, "Grape!"
And he laughed.

At the time, I didn't understand what was so funny, but now I realize that there is no way that my thumb could've tasted like grape. I was just making up stuff/excuses/reasons so I could keep sucking on it.

Ah, me.

Sometimes my cat takes the shape of a tired, old sack of barley.

 = 

I mean, he looks like he's just given up on life.

But isn't Subway delicious?

The one caviat is a global recession,
TWS