Entrepreneur

I've thought about opening a pawn shop.
Or being a loan shark.
Then I could loan money and charge ridiculous interest rates, beating the stocks, bonds, banks, and CDs.

Your concern: "But Allie- you'd be making loans to people with terrible credit. You wouldn't get your money back!"

 Come on, you know how I have great skills in making collection calls:

"Hello, this is Allie from Loanz and Sharks, Inc. where the loans are fun and the sharks just want to cuddle. I was just giving you a call to remind you of the outstanding balance on your account..."

And I'd buy all the empty billboards on I-16 and plaster my face all over them.
I could amortize my face over its useful and economic life.

If you didn't get the memo on Facebook, I added some new posts on my sewing blog.

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I have yet to meet a person who says tomato like "tom-ah-to",
TWS