But sometimes I accidentally play it like it's Burnout.
Mike: WHY DO THEY RUN AWAY FROM MY CAR?!?!? It's not like I can run them over! I have candy!!!
Recently, I was thinking of putting more information about myself on Facebook.
But then I saw this:
Lol- as if I'll ever be employed again!!!
But Facebook has faith in me. I appreciate that.
I've also recently been thinking of moving to NC. That's where all the accounting jobs are.
Speaking of:
Where do retirement plans go when it rains?
Tax shelters.
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Doesn't he look like he just told a really bad joke?
Yes. Yes he does.
Recently, I thought about joining Twitter.
Why?
Just so I could be one of those obnoxious people that have to comment on everything that everything else is commenting on.
#and so that I could start appropriately using hash tags.
#but then I realized it was funnier this way
#and that I'm not one of those obnoxious people
#so ne'er fear; I still don't have a twitter account.
(or a job)
Don't armadillos look like little dinosaurs?
The Glyptodon, to be more specific:
I know armadillos have hair and all, but I think they're closer to reptiles than they are mammals.
Like platypuses.
But I'm no taxonomist.
And please, for the love of Pete's thundering butthole, do not comment and say "Platypi?" thinking that you're being all cute and grammatically correct because you're not and I will be forced to make my next post boring and full of asinine puns and accounting quips.
Consider yourself warned.
Trine is also a very fun video game,
TWS
It's true. Though I personally feel Platypus as the plural form is better as it doesn't sounds as if you are about to be most crude. :o
ReplyDeleteExcerpt:
The preferred plural of platypus is either "platypus" or "platypuses", depending on which dictionary you consult. The term "platypi" is no longer considered to be valid.
There is no accepted term - equivalent to pup or cub - to describe a baby platypus. One possible name recently suggested is a "platypup".
Source:
http://www.platypus.asn.au/historical_background.html
You'll feel more like your life has a purpose when you start school again.
ReplyDeleteI started watching Lost again for the 4th time. I'm ALMOST done with Season 4. Season 5 is unwatched territory, so I'm pretty excited, although the world tells me that the ending of LOST will make me feel like it was a waste of time. :C
It's not a waste of time if you enjoy it. :)
ReplyDeleteIt scares me too much, so I just stick to girly shows.