Tuesday, April 17, 2012

A Megabyte is a Paradox

Hot chocolate is...
-wait for it-
my new favorite thing.

Even just made with tap water and without marshmallows, I feel like I could drink it always.

Furthermore, I only drink coffee once or twice a week now. Even then, it's starting to taste more and more like, to quote a certain David here, "muddy bean water".



Ergo, Operation Coffee Break = successful.
Even though I still get headaches every other day.

In other just as unimportant news, a small part of me wants to own an iPhone.

I know.

So the bigger part of me wants to punch the smaller part of me in the face.
But, unfortunately, that wouldn't change anything.

List of stuff to buy when I get a big-girl job:

1. Shaving cream for my laygs.
2. Air fresheners and candles
3. A new beach towel
4. An iPhone

In that order.

Succumbing,
TWS

4 comments:

  1. Confusion. How is a megabyte a paradox?

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  2. Because a byte is small.
    Mega means big.
    So it's saying you have a big little thing.

    Like Little Big Planet.

    Paradox.

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  3. Mike's turning you into an Applehead.

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  4. Mike doesn't even have an iPhone.
    And you're one to talk, Mrs. I'llBuyYourOldiPad.
    Which I will willingly sell to you, btw.

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