MY BETHFRIEND BETH TURNED 21 TODAY!
So make sure you stop by Facebook and leave her something nice.
Like a cupcake.
Or a mute chihuahua.
(I actually don't know if she would like a chihuahua. It's just a really fun word to type. It's all like chihuahuahuahauhauhauhuhauahuahua like it's laughing or something)
I was in the toothpaste aisle in Wal-Mart today, and I've decided that there are too many types of toothpaste. Every time I have to buy toothpaste, I have this overwhelming experience arising from the following factors:
1. Price
2. Ounce-age
3. Cost/benefit analysis between price and ounce-age, which takes like 15 minutes because there are like 57 differently sized and priced tubes of toothpaste
4. What my mother would recommend or scorn
5. What people would think if they found out I brushed my teeth with ___________ brand of paste.
It's really stressful to buy toothpaste. On one hand, I get to experience a brand new flavor for a while.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Operation Coffee Break is bringing in mixed results:
Sunday, I slept through an entire zombie apocalypse. True story.
Boyfriend rented Resident Evil 4, and I did economics homework and then fell asleep on the couch.
Best. Nap. Ever.
Monday, I got really sick at work and had to leave early.
And so I guess today has been my first successful day without coffee.
Yay, me.
Also, 3 wonderful things happened to me today.
Unfortunately, none of them are appropriate for the internet.
Apollo apologizes,
TWS
Everything is appropriate for the Internet. Have you seen the Internet?
ReplyDeleteFine. (said like Pintel from POTC!)
ReplyDelete1. A medical bill I thought I had to pay was reduced by $374- may be even more.
2. I made a 95 on my Intermediate III test (aka- the hardest class in the entire world; certainly an improvement from my previous 77)
3. I made a 98 on my Auditing test (only A in the class; certainly an improvement from my previous 87)
If posted in a normal blog setting, 'twould have seemed as if I were bragging. Know what I'm sayin', dude?
Hahaha..... I didn't see this until today. Thank you, doll. :) no mute puppies of any variety, I'm afeard.
ReplyDeleteHahaha..... I didn't see this until today. Thank you, doll. :) no mute puppies of any variety, I'm afeard.
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