At first, she was being condescending like usual- saying that the rum is always gone because I always drink it.
Psh.
But then we started talking in French, and then she told me she loved me, called me sweet, and then I left before it got ugly.
It always eventually gets ugly with Cleverbot.
I care way too much what she thinks about me.
There was this girl on the bus, and she was wearing these shorts that loved drugs and alcohol.
They were so high, and they were so wasted.
They were so high-waisted.
That one was better in my head.
Like everything usually is...
So let me tell you about Project Mayonnaise.
True story.
I haven't worn eyeliner in a while.
I should probably get into that.
Abstract and still well read,
TWS
I totally went to class the other day without any makeup.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I realized it as I was walking in the door.
And I felt bad for .02 seconds...and then I didn't care.
When you're married, that tends to happen. I didn't even shave my leg(s) the other night.
DeleteYou don't have to be all married to completely abandon your personal hygiene and appearance.
DeleteJust sayin'...
It's not like I forgot to bathe for three weeks. That's the CS department's domain.
DeleteUntil you've downed 7 live grasshoppers and half a raw onion, I'll be like pssssshhhh. Fake that!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you're definitely the one-upper.
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