Dear Bra Straps,
Why must you dominate my laundry?
What could you possibly gain from tying my garments into one long, inescapable string?Please be more like Strapless Bra, who gets washed without causing a riot.
Dear Dad,
I have realized that getting yelled at for making ice not perfect in the past has made me very anal toward the way my roommates make ice. It's like they don't understand the concept of "cube". It's just one large crunchy ice block with some grooves in it.
Never will I return to my rough and rowdy ways.
Also, if you're serious about doing that geothermal energy system, you may be eligible for a tax credit up through 2016.
Dear International Accounting,
Please try to be less boring. I know it's difficult for you, but I'm just asking you to try.
Dear Sam,
WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE??!?!?!?!
ALL OF THE TIME?!?!?!?!
Dear Self,
I really wonder if you could get make money by selling clothes on eBay. You should try this out one day when you're bored in August. In any case, small business sounds way fun, so you should totally start your own when you get out of college. All you need is a client base and some printer ink, and I'll be right there with you every step of the way.
Also, cherry tomatoes are gross and will always be gross, so stop trying to eat one every so often thinking that your tastes have changed because they haven't.
Stay awesome.
Dear Biff,
I uploaded my roller coaster video here.
The ride actually ended up being a lot longer that I had planned, and it cost about $17,000.
So not worth it, but hey- it's fun to ride.
The video's a little jerky and there's no sound file since YouTube couldn't "recognize the sound format".
Make sure to appreciate the s-bends around minute 1:37.
I present to you Across the Pond:
Dear Federal Government,
I'm going to buy some cute shoes with the money that you stole from me all last year.
And then I'm going to put away the rest into savings, which is apparently a concept you know nothing about.
Dear Beth,
Mike does not have a southern accent- much less a drawl. You've just been in the north too long and have apparently been getting plenty of sleep.
If you know what I mean. :P
Dear Boyfriend,
I know you don't read this anymore, but you have really, really, really really nice hair.
And I love you.
Dear Daylight Savings Time,
Thank you for coming the weekend of Spring Break. This will give me plenty of time to take naps and make up for all the sleep you will steal from me. You're the best!
Dear Nose,
Stop running for no reason. I'm not crying, I'm not sick, and yet you continue to run and run and run as if I am.
STOP IT.
Dear May,
Hurry up and get here. And make some daffodils bloom on your way. :)
Sincerely,
TWS
Dear sir,
ReplyDeleteWhatever.
Sincerely, me.
Dear sir,
ReplyDeleteWhatever.
Sincerely, me.
I like your first comment.
ReplyDeleteI find it extremely insightful.
Thought you might. It exemplifies my entire thought process as of late.
ReplyDeleteThought you might. It exemplifies my entire thought process as of late.
ReplyDeleteThought you might. It exemplifies my entire thought process as of late.
ReplyDeleteIt makes my stats look better, too. ;)
ReplyDeleteI told Mike about it being your phone's fault, and he said, "It's called a Smartphone, not a Retardedphone."
I'm really not trying to be a jerk; it just comes across that way.
Sorry. :/
THANK YOU SO MUCH for that video! I bet your nausea rating was through the roof though. Roll-banking, kid.
ReplyDeleteI wish the original RCT could make videos out of my rides. I'd just watch videos all day of my Icicle Worlds rides.
Yeah the videos are nice, but I much prefer the original RCT. These people don't react to umbrella price increases very well. And then don't care what the part looks like- which is already like half way built for you.
ReplyDeleteIt's like they made it too easy.