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I've been sick recently, and I almost died in a coughing fit on the third floor.

It was kind of scary, but to tell you the truth (because that's what I do here), I was more concerned that I was annoying everyone with my coughing and less concerned that my throat was tightening up so much that I couldn't breathe.

I think it would be epic to be found sprawled out on the floor next to the teachers' bathrooms.
Then people would say, "Oh my gosh! She might've lived if only she had been able to get to the restroom!"
And then, to avoid a lawsuit, they would remove the STUPID teacher locks on the STUPID bathroom doors so that everyone could use them.
And then they would dedicate the bathrooms to and name them after me.  :D

But that is just an aside.

I think it's weird that when people are sick, they say something glib like, "I'm under the weather today."

Aren't we all under the weather? Every day?
Unless you're in a plane, above the weather.
But I guess if you're sick and you're in a plane above the weather, then you could be using the figure of speech figuratively.

I found out that La Berry has double punch Tuesdays.
I'm going to start having double punch Tuesdays where I double punch intermediate accounting into next week.
And it will be there next week. And also the week after.
All the way through April.
But then after April:

Sorry, Biff. It was too great to keep just between us.  

International accounting has met me half way and started getting interesting. I even learned how Ponzi schemes work today. I think it would be really stressful to commit fraud.

*Mike said something clever*
Me: I ADORE you!
Mike: Yeah, I like you, too.
Me: What are we, French?

Je t'aime! Je t'aime! Je t'aime!
(all 3 can mean "I like/love/adore you")

True story.

Everything's cooler in Pooler,
TWS