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Some days I just feel like dressing like a pirate.
Yesterday was one of those days.

I. Looked. Awesome.

I'm going to dress like a pirate more often.

I need a hat, though, and "effects".

Did you hear Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are getting a divorce? I guess this will give both of them new song-writing material.

Me: Mermaids are nothing more than sharks...with boobs.
Mike: Yeah.
Me: And no one likes sharks.
Mike: But everybody likes boobs!!

I was reading a cookbook earlier today, and I've decided that I'm going to try to make a bunch of different dips this semester for snacks at work. Vending machine snacks are pretty terrible. And they stopped stocking the Welch's fruit snacks.
:(
The downer is that I only have one day to experiment before I go on a ski trip, so it will have to wait until after I get back and can go grocery shopping.
The upper is that I'm going on a ski trip.

-Salsa salad
-Sundried tomato and basil dip
-Spinach dip
Don't these sound WONDERFUL?

Maybe I shouldn't read a cookbook while I'm hungry. I think I'm starting to like mushrooms.

I was filling out my graduate assistantship application today, and the last part wants me to put down any "skills, abilities, and qualifications" that are relevant to a professional or office-like sort of job.
Ergo, my expired lifeguarding certification would not go on this list.

But the only things I could figure to put on there were:
-Microsoft Office proficient
-Written communication
-Organization and time management

I NEED HELP.
I'm only good at bragging about the way I look, and I don't think the ability to look like a pirate would be relevant. Can you guys think of anything that I'm good at that I may have overlooked?

Eating a tangerine with a knife instead of my fists,
TWS