Rod Stewart

I feel like I fight a war against my mirror every day.
It's not what you think, though. I have these enormous mirrors attached to sliding doors in my closet. And when I roll them to one side to get out my guitar, for example, they come off their little tracks and decide to get really heavy all of the sudden.
Hence the war.
And I always win.
I don't know why they even try to fight anymore. I think it's my galoshes that start the problem. They're the equivalent to disgruntled peasants/common-folk, if you know anything about how wars typically get started.

So Mike bought some toothpaste.
"Extra-whitening! I gotta keep 'em white...for your mom. And that wasn't even a mom joke."

Also, we were walking at the park, and the ground got all mushy. I said it felt like I was in a bond sinking fund.
High five if you know what that is.

Anybody want to tell me why I have Britney Spears' "Sometimes" stuck in my head?

I have to do these current articles for my management class, and today I was writing my last one for the semester. After writing about 10+ business concepts, you have to summarize the article and discuss it, which includes detailing why you chose the article that you did.

What I submitted:

I chose this article because it had a lot of interesting economic concepts in it- like luxury goods and demand shifts, as well as marketing concepts- like positioning and market segmentation.

What I actually typed and then deleted:

I chose this article because it looked kind of interesting and so I started reading it, and then before I knew it, it was over, and I didn't want to read anything else, so I just went with it.

HEY! Remember my love affair with cheese that started around this same time last year? Yeah- we're still going steady. It's a healthy relationship brought about by CHEESE WEDGES. And laughing cows, apparently.

I really, REALLY want to go shoe shopping.
Good thing the internet exists.

Funny picture time:


















In the elevator:
Joe: So you're a straight-A student?
Me: Sure?
Joe: That's annoying.

Joe's annoying.
And I get to be in a van with him for 11 hours on the way to Cincinatti in a few weeks.
I'll let you know how that turns out.

Fund balance is almost always the answer,
TWS

(well, either fund balance or South Africa)