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I have breaking news.

So remember that time I was typing up that scholarship essay on Mike's MacBook and then I accidentally deleted all of it (and then everyone and their mom gave me advice on how to avoid that happening in the future) and then I had to rewrite it all from memory?

I SO got the scholarship!
So that's $600 going straight toward next semester!
And guess what, GUYS?
It's an exclusion from my gross income.
True story.

I must have a kick-ass immune system. I got over that sickness thing in like 3-4 days.
I guess this means I don't have AIDS.
Sweet.

Have you ever tried making hot cocoa with coffee instead of water or milk? It's pretty exciting. And I think I'm starting to break my coffee-MUST-HAVE-INTERNATIONAL-DELIGHT-HAZELNUT-CREAMER-IN-IT habit. Regular creamer and sugar is deliciousness, and switching should save me roughly $8 a month.
Which means I can afford Netflix.

As if I have time for Netflix.
Bah.

I had to quit that club for which I was going to be a candidate.
I realized that, even if I did have eight legs, there is no way I could take 18 upper division hours, do well in said hours, be secretary for Accounting Association, serve on the COBA Student Advisory Board, work 15 hours a week, and remain "the best girlfriend in the world" if I was to be in this club.

There are remarkable diminishing returns on having eight legs.

Plus, they were going to make me sell discount cards.
Read: do fund-raising.
And that was the last straw.

I read A Pearl for Earl again the other week. I should probably publish that.

I have an interview with an accounting firm next Thursday.
"WHAT?"
I know, right?
I'm not looking for a full-time position until Spring 2013 when I can actually do an internship, and I told them this, but they apparently still want to talk to me.
I guess it's because I have such an enthralling personality.

Disclaimer: I really do not mean to be arrogant or stupid-sounding by making these smug comments about myself (like having a great personality or AIDS). They are meant to be ironic or sarcastic statements. So don't take me too seriously. Life is a beach, and I'm just playing in the sand.

Man, I am in such a GOOD MOOD.

And I'm pretty good at inventory cost assumptions,
TWS