If I were still writing books

Here are two of the worst feelings in the world:

1. The moment when you realize that you've messed up a Sudoku puzzle.
2. That moment when you lean too far back in your chair and you feel like you're about to DIE. Of course, it doesn't help that the library's chairs are angled. I drew a picture of this and labeled it the angle of DOOM because I experienced this phenomenon yesterday. It should be taught in geometry classes.

I have some cool designs that I want to show you guys. It's times like these where I wish I had a better art program on my computer, but that would involve a brouhaha, and we don't want one of those.

So instead, I'll tell you a TRUE STORY:
I'm the secretary in the Accounting Association, and so I make the newsletters that come out 2-3 times per semester. This most recent newsletter's feature story was on Accounting Day, which is basically when everybody comes together to eat and give each other money. (Btw- I think I have a shot at a scholarship this year because of my GPA. But anyway...) So the people from whom I received the information to put in the newsletter were all like, "Someone should make a logo for this!" And since I'm only a team player when I have to be, I went ahead and did it. In paint. And then I saved it as a jpeg and it got even grainier:











Of course, I did that at work, and Caleb comes to my cubicle and he's all like, "So you're doing graphic design now?" Haha. Maybe. When I sent the rough draft newsletter to all the other officers, I said FEEL FREE to provide me with another picture to put in its place, or, if you like the grainy picture we could keep it that way.
And they liked the grainy picture.
Or at least Mark did.
So it stays.

Why do parrots feel the need to do what they do?

Seriously- I have been so giddy the past 2 days that I've been annoying even myself at times. And I haven't slept all that much, but I still feel great. Perhaps I am showing symptoms of SPRING FEVER.
Yes- I have been stabbed.
Wait- wrong holiday (season??).

Athena is a pretty name. Not for me or anyone related to me, but I think it's pretty.

I'm turning 20 sometime soon:

Things I don't want for my birthday:
1. yarn
2. video games
3. gift certificate to the Olive Garden

Things I do want for my birthday:
1. Texting
2. A lit-ol table so I can sew at college
3. a mandolin

And you have to say "lit-ol" like Andy from the Office.

Awesomesauce,
T.T.