Illustrated Laughing Squares

Victor and the awful Job Search:

Search: job openings *click*

Results far away from where you live!

APPLY APPLY APPLY

Briefcase contents:

A Character bar of soap

Skillz toothpaste

Experience toothbrush

Interview Tips (like Q-tips)

Impressive anecdote loofah

Education Floss

Yay! Future!

Awesome Inc: where things are awesome

NOTICE: We are not hiring. Our employees have life tenure employment, and even after they die, we don't hire anyone. Have an AWESOME day!

Slightly Less-Good Company

"Master's degree, treasurer of Everything Club, Young Astronauts, 3.89 GPA, 2 years of relevant experience..."

"You're a little under-qualified for our position opening. SORRY."

The Human Grocery

"A JOB? Ok- let me ask my manager. DADDY!!!!!"

"See, we don't hire anyone unless they're blood relation."

It's what we call a "FAMILY BUSINESS"

Mr. Grease! Now Hiring!

"Master's degree, treasurer of Everything Club, Young Astronaut, 3.89 GPA, 2 years of relevant experience- you're extremely over-qualified..."

"So we can't hire you. SORRY."

Your Future! Forget THAT.

...And so then I decided to just do what I love.

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T.T.